The Happiest Days of Our Lives
You! Yes you! Stand still laddy!
When we grew up and went to school
There were certain teachers
Who would hurt the children any way they could
By pouring their derision upon anything we did
Exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids
(mananical laughter)
But in the town it was well known
When they got home at night
Their fat and psychopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their lives
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She's in control now
It's gonna make her happy any day now
Can you see, she's
Getting smaller every day now
Her body seems to melt away
Smaller, every day now.
Open a magazine
Turn on the TV
Open a magazine
Turn on the TV
You'll see
What my sister's dying to be
I don't think I know her,
She's turning to stone but she don't know it
She can't see, she's
Getting smaller every year now
Her body seems to disappear
Smaller, every year now.
Open a magazine
Turn on the TV
Open a magazine
Turn on the TV
You'll see
What my
It's gonna make her happy any day now
Can you see, she's
Getting smaller every day now
Her body seems to melt away
Smaller, every day now.
Open a magazine
Turn on the TV
Open a magazine
Turn on the TV
You'll see
What my sister's dying to be
I don't think I know her,
She's turning to stone but she don't know it
She can't see, she's
Getting smaller every year now
Her body seems to disappear
Smaller, every year now.
Open a magazine
Turn on the TV
Open a magazine
Turn on the TV
You'll see
What my